jae | he/they | nhl/f1 sideblog that i treat as my main LOL | main (aka likes & follows): @praeteritusprinz | rpf ✅
hey y’all! i’m mostly reblogs and re-posts of official team/players pics w/ the occasional twt/photographer (with links of course) re-posts too. complaints, pics of my guys, goalies, and teams. mostly bruins & kraken but basically ‼️ALL TEAMS ARE POSTED EXCEPT V*K‼️ bcuz i post mostly for my players, not the team.
american w/ canadian family but cheers for finland in international comps
filter any teams or players u might not like. my posts are teams + players but reblogs only players. mostly here for rpf and fights and hockey sounds but idk i post what i like. i also don’t post/tag team u*a members or children if i can help it. also filter #jae rambles if u dont wanna see my bs across ur tl (i dont blame u LOL). jae’s daily nhl reports are just postgame reports that i like to do; most if not all games r there cuz i like a lot of teams
if anyone wants to dm send me an ask and i’ll follow you back to chat! just had too many scammers i got sick of it and shut it off lol
plz send asks or tag funny tags on reposts; i love reading them lmao. also. NECK GUARDS ARE SEXYYYY
my nhl teams list // mascots even tho i know like 5
players i keep an eye on
nhl players w/ the same [ ] as me // template
more under da cut
not trans but not entirely cis; i refer to myself as girlie a lot bcuz i am (mostly?) a woman but i prefer he/they pronouns.
how i got into f1/hockey
my rpf list
f1
my fav drivers: elio de angelis, mika häkkinen, nico rosberg, kimi räikkönen, jim clark, max verstappen, george russell, carlos sainz jr., oscar piastri, zhou guanyu, alain prost, ayrton senna & others
anti: modern mclaren ESP N*RRIS (love osc tho and only osc)
nhl
goalies are the best (FUCK YOU C****R H**T)
my list of big sad cow eyes
my fav pics
my fav gifs
my fav posts
pics for pfp
jae’s memes in the wild
I'M GONNA WRITE (i lied)
i try not to post team usa if i can; i ignore singular shots of them and i don’t edit them out but i don’t tag them
my parents: nickeovi (esp nicke); my other parents (but called parents): sidgeno; my other other parents (that i’ll eventually also call parents instead of oop): cannerebs
tags to filter out cuz i use them a lot: bruins lb, sharks lb, kraken lb, nhl lb (for multiple things that at once at different games), jae rambles, jae’s daily nhl reports; basically any [insert nhl team] lb LMAO
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i tried to draw danny but oh my god he looked horrible when i tried
did i ever post my sketches of fleury + preds goalie tandem….? dont think i did; annue terrifies me ngl but juice looks great and fleury was…getting somewhere
for the 2nd pic: “in the arms of the angel…fly awayyyyy”
i tried to draw danny but oh my god he looked horrible when i tried
did i ever post my sketches of fleury + preds goalie tandem….? dont think i did; annue terrifies me ngl but juice looks great and fleury was…getting somewhere
for the 2nd pic: “in the arms of the angel…fly awayyyyy”
i tried to draw danny but oh my god he looked horrible when i tried
did i ever post my sketches of fleury + preds goalie tandem….? dont think i did; annue terrifies me ngl but juice looks great and fleury was…getting somewhere
for the 2nd pic: “in the arms of the angel…fly awayyyyy”
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*disclaimer* this is from a list of the players on the end of season roster for 2025-2026 pre-trade, and a select few retirees (will try to have new teams be updated when trades occur)
i tried to draw danny but oh my god he looked horrible when i tried
did i ever post my sketches of fleury + preds goalie tandem….? dont think i did; annue terrifies me ngl but juice looks great and fleury was…getting somewhere
for the 2nd pic: “in the arms of the angel…fly awayyyyy”
bottom ten team: we have just paid a player that no one has ever heard of TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS
jason robertson: no i dont want to be paid 15 million dollars by YOU. who want me tho? no fr who want me?
ducks: we HATE our group
canes: we LOVE our group
half the league: captains? anyone want to be the new captain? no?
kings: i am going to pay a random 40-year-old 8 million dollars a year. yes this is getting us a cup
kraken: well fuck me i guess. worth a shot
connor bedard: i am going to KILL MYSELF
mike grier: well they dont call me big money mike for no reason. you get 8 mil and you get 8 mil and everyone gets 8 mil except for the guys who were alr on the team!
panthers + also gleb for some reason: i am going to KILL EVERYONE ELSE
habs: oui oui puppies! and kittens! and rainbows! and every one of them gets a choco chunk cookie (reasonable contract and term).
danny briere to his ex situationship: "hey... time to run it back... no fr tho... u still want me?" *crickets* "ok watch me money spread. you want me now?"
everyones goalies for some reason: "bye"
elliotte FUCKING friedman: your favorite fourth liner just got sent to HELL for future considerations
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WHERE WERE YOU WHEN DANNY BRIERE OFFER SHEETED LEO CARLSSON AFTER PVB SAID HE’D MATCH ANY OFFER SHEET THUS MAKING THE DUCKS ACT ON THEIR STATEMENT AND ALSO ALLEGEDLY SIGNED CLAUDE FUCKING GIROUX MEANING THAT THREE IN THE AFTERNOON ON JULY THIRD TWENTY TWENTY SIX DB CEMENTED THE NARRATIVELY TENOUS RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE FLYERS AND THE DUCKS THAT STARTED ALL THE WAY SINCE C*TTER GAUTHIER AND WILL NOT END ANYTIME SOON AND ALSO IS ATTEMPTING TO FINISH THE TIME LOOP THAT IS THE FLYERS YAOI CURSE BY BRINGING HIS FLYERS ASSIGNED TRAGIC HUSBAND BACK AND THE HOCKEY RELEVANT FOREVER FLYERS CAPTAIN BACK MEANING WE HAVE A FUCKING THREE WAY NARRATIVE BOMB GOING OFF WITH ONE FELL SWOOP. WHERE THE FJCK WERE YOU WHEN THIS HAPPENED
the aggressive svechjarvy warmup still being relevant is making me laugh so hard cuz when i originally posted it i laughed and forgot abt it and then someone found it post-cup win and now i get a noti once a day LMAOAOAOAOAOAO
if it wasnt 4th of july weekend id so go to the shop tmrw
did some scouting online looks like they got pokemon yugioh baseball football and lots of other stuff in those bulk boxes but also theyre $1 each and i didnt see hockey….we’ll test our luck come monday i think
You will remember July 3, 2026 as the day Taylor Alison Swift got married. I will remember July 3, 2026 as the day Daniel Jean-Claude Briere did his Big One.
i wish i had a card shop near me that sells hockey cards in bulk ughhh
edit: theres a SINGULAR one but idk if they have hockey ik they have pokemon yugioh and magic tho
imagine i go next week and the person there is one of those dudebros that r like “oh u like hockey? name the boston bruins’ 1987 team” ppl ejfnwbfksmvko
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