2/3 soaps

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

I’m chained up in a basement and tortured + bleeding but I’m not an emaciated little twink so no one even cared enough to jack off to it

The tumblr community is so kind

image: message from tumblr user "big-busty-sluts-loving-big-cock". it says "Want me to grip your balls into dust?" end ID.

Getting high on open window air

is that simple task bothering you queen

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

Normal sized fidget toy

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

i can never leave this place

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

I knew It was over for me once I realized I could escape situations by thinking of fictional gay sex

wails desperately and then goes back to doing fucjing whatever

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

That and the monkey barrrsssss

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

The thing about being a tumblrina is that you provide such valuable contributions to the broader internet ecosystem and you get zero compensation for that. They should be giving us airline miles