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i say im scared of the ocean but its so conditional like what is that even called at this point

ragebaiting my cat for 2 minutes 41 seconds until he jumps me send post

lowkey its kind of funny that i used to think i never had episodes of dissociation bc i saw one ☝️ comic as a pre teen of someone depicting it like. an actual artsy out of body experience like u could see urself and go around like a ghost or whatever. and i was like "well i don't do that. i guess im just ditzy 😔" BROTHER.......BE FOR REAL.........

part of working is that u always have a coworker u want to beat over the head with hammers and whose presence itself must surely be a punishment from god

had a bizarre ass dream where i met fucking prometheus from hades 2 and i asked him "are you a feminist" and he gave me a very bewildered "what?" and then i woke up

u know its cooked when u talk abt ur work days and u get hit with the "have u considered going to therapy"

my hades 2 weed headcanons are that mel and hecate make teas out of crazy ass witch strains to relax that would make the average mortal die of paranoia, while prom smokes shit for titans that would be the equivalent to elephant tranquilizers just so he can take a nap