come on and let me live, girl!

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

lesbians always remember to hate on men however much u want and curbstomp anyone who tries to shut u up by talking some bullshit abt how its "male centered" to do so

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha