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This is the kind of stuff that lost Verizon over a billion dollars and why so many people are waiting for the whole site to get shut down.

This is the kind of stuff keeping me on this hellsite and letting me chuckle briefly for 2 seconds a day

I FINALLY WATCHED THE BATMAN HOKY FUCK

Ever since I started my latest sketchbook, I've gotten into the habit of just. Pasting things in there- and not even important, meaningful things. I put garbage in there. I have a little pile of garbage I think will look neat slapped next to my 500th drawing of Kaito Shizuki. Tags from shirts. Labels off bottles. Empty booster packs. Old stickers. Fucking goblin behavior.

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

Rare blue watermelon

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

soap makes water molecules smaller

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

The two way mirror

“listen here, cumslut.”

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.

@is-the-snake-video-cute People in the notes are saying this is either a dominance or a mating response, so could I request a semi-professional-I-mean-you-deal-with-snakes-and-I-dont-know-a-turtle-blog take on this?

they banned cunt and penis ...well what are we going to serve and slay now

sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

this is my favorite video on the internet

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet