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To have the highest incarceration per capita rate in the world, Vatican City would need to imprison 13 people.

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kimabutch

[writes about Jesus but it’s actually about being trans] [writes about being trans but it’s actually about Jesus]

larkstonguesinaspicpart1

What if the toys in toy story went to a catholic woman’s house and all of her figurines of crucified jesus started screaming out in endless pain whenever she left the room

vonkarn

angel with pronouns be like "he/hymn"

vonkarn

DON'T be FUNNIER THAN ME

normal-horoscopes

DEATH IS A ONE WAY STREET BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM COMMITTING ONE HELL OF A TRAFFIC VIOLATION

royalhans

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writingandmusicandfandoms

The very religious Horse Girl from my high school posted this picture on her facebook page and I'm-

This is unintentionally better than any shitpost I've ever seen.

c3rvida3

Everybody say a silent prayer for me as I smash the head of baby Jesus clean off this statue in the name of art.

c3rvida3

I just cannot for the life of me figure out how to snap this kid's neck without breaking his mom, but giving him a new, cooler head is vital to my vision and it simply gotta go.

c3rvida3

So the thing about that is, I gave up and crushed it with a wrench and the shards flew all over the place.

Just like in the Bible.

c3rvida3

Massive hater alert from the graven images fandom.

c3rvida3

Anyway,

Oh, Deer Lord.

#to be fair there arent supposed to be any statues of jesus whatsoever technically #since any recreation of his face is a false image #so technically this is not blasphemy #maybe

soulofabandit-2

eggcup-deactivated20180129

honest to god thought this was a gmod screenshot

samwisethewitch

I literally do not care what the Bible says about any political issue. I am not Christian. Christian scripture should have zero effect on my life or my personal freedoms.

jesusblogger

As christians of any variety it should never be our job to impose judgement on the rights of other people. Every time this has happened on the past, it has resulted in hurting people who are poor, POC, neurodivergent, and disabled. It is against scripture to place judgement down upon any other living thing to begin with, because it means we think we can do God's job for them. The fact that any of us have used our own religion yet again to deny other people their own religious freedom is unacceptable.

If you believe that an abortion is outlawed by Christianity, then simply do not have one. The autonomy of non-christian people is *not up for debate*. People of different religions and backgrounds are still human beings sharing a world with us. The complete lack of kindness, empathy, and understanding is heartbreaking.

Forcing a person to remain pregnant against their will is a human rights violation according to the United Nations for a reason.

#rant #not a meme #the idea of all the people that have been assaulted that now cannot abort is making me tear up

lazarus-quinn

it’s kind of hard to make out the shapes in these but I guess that’s kind of the point? I’ll do a more fun photoshoot later but I finished Confetti Amadeus!!

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kata4a

she tower on my babel till I ἐπιούσιον

in-sufficientdata

#ἐπιούσιον is a word that’s only ever used in the Lord’s prayer#with extreme controversy surrounding its translation#i suspect the joke here is that this post forces the reader to do a bunch of linguistic research#only to not come up with a conclusive answer#mimicking the experiences of those who built the tower of babel#this has been another installment of overexplaining jokes until theyre not funny anymore with autistics via @exbeekeeper

gay-irl

I’m putting this out here for anyone who needs it

c3rvida3

I had a patch with the Jagermeister logo on it for years and didn’t realize it was the Jagermeister logo. I just thought, “Guess that deer’s Catholic,” and put it on my jacket.

c3rvida3

Like, you gotta admit, this kinda owns.

normal-horoscopes

You're just jealous because the Pope's wizard hat is better than yours

thestuffedalligator

This is mildly blasphemous, but in the Toy Story universe do baby Jesus figurines from nativity sets think they’re actually Jesus, or are they just like. Babies

thestuffedalligator

Y’all see the words “This is mildly blasphemous, but” and immediately reblog

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ubashaaa-archived

HORSE PLINKO RAPTURE

rosey-rosey-rosey

Angels can put clown shoes on one incorporeal foot at a time just like the rest of us :•)

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