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Trying my hardest not to laugh at this stupid video in the break room

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

fucking the everything bagel for everything

everything? including war?

fucking the war bagel for war

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

HE DIRT IS BROKEN:(

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

Plot Like A Eunuch Fuck Like A Emperor

Really really weirds me out when people talk about anime women as though they are real and attainable models of femininity

looked up russians vs japanese piracy twt beef and its worse than i thought😭 it all started with japanese users being mad at discovering there's all those unofficial russian manga reading sites. russians tell them that there's not much licensed manga in russia to consume legally in the first place. japanese say its your problem, you should then go to japan and buy it legally. russians obviously go ??? it's crazy expensive to fly to japan plus we're sanctioned and often can't purchase foreign things with our money. japanese go full russophobia and say ahhh you evil aggressors deserve it for war. russians answer that even before the war this wouldn't be a solution. then brazilians join russians to fight on the side of piracy and started gotcha japanese with their war crimes and xenophobia. then other japanese users joined on the side of piracy and said anti-piracy japanese are hypocrites because its common in japan to listen to pirated western music. i guess this made japanese anti-piracy people even madder and they went all in saying crazy stuff like comparing piracy to rape. the more hilarious example was one japanese user trying to gotcha russians by threatening to pirate and read... dostoevsky🤣 sums up their level of ignorance regarding this whole topic.

Why is touching someone’s skin under their clothes so much more sensual than if they were naked?

bc stealing a moment feels sweeter than being handed one.

What if everything gets better in 2016