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Friendly reminder to assume that all my OCs are Bisexual unless explicitly stated otherwise.

I know none of you will reblog this because you only care about your pretty-boy celebrities and your contrived “discourse”, but I just undid Dracula’s curse

no one shows me more elon musk than people who claim to hate him so so much. stop talking about him then. post something cool instead thanks

this is what we need.

today during lunch a kid and i were debating the gender of god and he said “god’s a man in the bible” and i said “i’m pretty sure god is technically nonbinary or genderfluid, but let me check that” and i unzipped my backpack and the boy said “what’s she doing?” and my friend replied “she’s getting her bible” and i’m not sure how he felt when i set it down on the lunch table and flipped open to genesis but i definitely felt amazing.

op ur url says it all

See, this is Chaotic Lawful and I am here for it

All things that you should not have to be rich in order to do

#those things shouldn't be fucking pipe dreams!

anyway check this shit out *turns into a boy* *i still look exactly the same* *youre still just as attracted to me but its different somehow*

Having rewatched Pirates of the Carribean several times, I have noticed something interesting. Will Turner is often the only survivor of massive shipwrecks, like the one that killed his mother or the one with the kraken. Other times even when hes alone he survives drowning in ways he really has no right to, like the destruction of the Interceptor. He just often conveniently finds a perfect sized piece of driftwood or something. Remember what Calypso said? About him having a “touch of destiny?” I think that the sea could never kill him, will always cradle him and protect him, because all along he was destined to be the captain of the Flying Dutchman. The sea could no more kill him than a human could cut off their own arm.

#gonna mentally pair this with that post about how elizabeth heralds death #every man she kisses shortly afterwards dies at sea #and she sees the ghostly black pearl as a girl when no one else does #and at the start of the story elizabeth - the sea's own psychopomp - sees will floating past and sounds the alarm to save him #and she falls in love with the one man the sea will never kill (@aethersea​)

if i could have any superpower it would be to have my teeth be brushed without having to move or even think about it. just every morning and night like clockwork, it’s already done for me.

Another W for shapeshifting gang. I would simply shapeshift into a version of myself with brushed teeth.

Offline due to my qualms & ailments

Online due to my qualms & ailments

qualms & ailments due to my Online

"uhhh Mormons don't actually believe that" I assure you their actual beliefs are even more absurd

Google "Mormon Bigfoot"

Alright I’ll google it