A Rat's Cheese Desire

I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life

Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me

Comics are kind of torture and take so much effort and people will read your half a years of hard work in 20 minutes if you can even get them to at all, but you should make them anyway because between all of that it’s fun and awesome

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

funding for amtrak and opening more railroads would highkenuinely fix the american political system and im not even exaggerating