I love twilight so much😭😭😭😭😭😭

Jacob: Edward's the master manipulator Also Jacob: If you don't kiss me I'm going to kill myself

Makes me feel like, maybe twilight is also a commentary on the way women who are being sought after have been mistreated in the past, versus how they are mistreated now

i've reluctantly come to realize that i'm kind of a canon purist when it comes to edward and bella. y'all who want to fix them... wyd? it's not like "it's not broken to fix". oh it's very very broken. broken like the crust of crème brûlée just after i tapped it with my spoon and before i devoured it enjoying every second of it. mmph. fucking delicious. i eat that up every time

I have absolutely zero respect for a vampire with an office job. (Unless they're like a brand new baby vamp) Learn how to rob billionaires you knuckle heads. Tf are you doing a 9-5 for when you could be tormenting your enemies?

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us

cmon they just started… give it some time

so basically you need to bite me

i’m like if a pervert felt bad about it all the time