official twilight trash

OH THOMAS PITT IS A REFERENCE TO THE 90S MOVIE

gabriella sending out lestat to kill the wolves hoping and expecting that they would kill him isn’t an idea that had occurred to me before but i’ve been rotating it around in my head ever since. it simultaneously being an act of fucked up care – granting him the final escape from their family – and her manipulating him into a a situation that risks his life and also robs him of the only comfort (his dog) he had outside of her. all this wrapped up in her framing killing the wolves as an act of proper manhood and thus elevating lestat into the role of a husband substitute. it’s such a messy situation that really lays the groundwork for how weird and entangled their relationship is about to get

theyre saying that women can’t even fuck their sons anymore. because of WOKE !

Lestat de Lioncourt, a guy who is actively in a romantic relationship with own mother: I’ve got to get away from Armand, this dynamic is way too fucked up

The best part about Gabistat is that Gabrielle lowkey isn't even like that into it, she's just kind of ambivalent, which means Lestat is still being emotionally neglected by his mother that he is literally in an incestuous relationship with.

I think it’s kinda funny when people write devils minion and daniel is great at communicating and using like therapy language with armand. daniel molloy the double divorced rude disrespectful asshole whose kids don’t speak to him? that daniel molloy?

i dont know what happened with that vampire’s interview but people are starting to put that blonde man naked on my dash and its scaring me

i don’t like your scary blonde man please stop showing him to me. can you bring back the pretty one who i think ate a baby. or the handsome one who always has his tits out whenever my mutuals show me pictures of him. or the old man. any of these are appreciated please no more blonde man i have seen enough of them