Stuff, and things, and such

in 2026 i am wishing for all of us the energy of bilbo baggins, who was headhunted for an extremely well paid role he had no qualifications or experience for, blagged the interview, and within his first week found a magic ring that does the job for him

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

Okay, this is actually funny

hooligan is one of bts’ many top tier crowd pleasers but imagine someone who never listened to kpop living in a town somehow not knowing bts is hosting the big stadium nearby and suddenly you hear thousands of clearly very passionate people hHAhHahahHAHAHA HOOLIGAN-ing in unison over a knife-noise beat

You right you right

i think being able to identify and deconstruct an irrational feeling should make it go away. i literally solved your riddle puzzle master can u let me OUT the damn TORTURE LABYRINTH

i had a vision last night that absolutely ruined me. a bra, but it’s overalls. denim with the straps you have to tie and everything. but it’s a bra!

Jra for your joobies

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.