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“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

you can't boil me it's july 17th

it's july 17th again you can't boil me

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

The Thaumaturge is the best game ever I get to play as the nosiest bitch alive and be up in everybody’s business the whole time. The other characters hate me for it but I don’t care ☺️. Hello, sweet secret

There are a lot of RPGs with no romanceable characters, but the way The Thaumaturge deals with this is very funny to me. Wiktor has the option to flirt with several people during the game (Wanda, Samira, Abaurycy...), only for them to immediately tell him to fuck off. The man canonically has no game despite being a professional manipulator. Truly the most bitchless magician in all of Poland

the flesh is weak and the mind? also not so strong

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you