The Hazards you Embrace

if tumblr explodes you can address a letter to my url and place it in any hollow log. to be clear i will not receive it. but it is an action you can take

well. it’s the middle of june. and one could say we’re in a heatwave.

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

I will reblog this on my deathbed.

Please let him science 🐧

i think at least half of the million reblabs on this are from me

There is an international treaty that says we’re supposed to stay 6m away from penguins, and it’s really difficult because no one told the penguins, and they all desperately want to wander up and say hi.

reading about cia assassination attempts on castro is like watching an episode of tom and jerry

the distinction between professional and amateur is pay btw. if you get paid for doing it you're doing it professionally. it says nothing about quality. some of the best craftspeople on earth are amateurs and some of the worst writers are professionals.

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

Let’s be brave tonight. And tomorrow. And the rest of our lives

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

gosh i love subways. more methods of transportation should involve being enveloped by the earth

the sickness at the heart of the modern world is that when we need to get to the other side of the planet we go the long way around on planes instead of dropping some sort of capsule down a tunnel that cuts through the earth's core