blog est. 2014 and still kicking

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

feel like ppl are getting meaner and it's weird to see

how do you mean

bro forget this post for a second - i opened this app today at 9am and the first post i saw was you reblogging some horny shit about “sliding in and stretching her real good”. 9am on a wednesday. what was that all about?

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

How goated it is to be anything at all

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

Depop free shipping ended everyone booed

cant deny that matt damon is kind of fascinating to me because the story of how he met his wife is literally something out of a romcom and they've been together like 20+ years with zero scandal and also he has had the same best friend who he is also deeply in love with for like 45 years. and i guess my point is that perhaps matt damon is the only man in hollywood who knows how to be in deep committed longterm relationships

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat