I think I'm so sexy, every shirt I own is cropped

Every year Tumblr holds its sexy people contests. And as a result controversial figures around the world seem to die. I purpose we sacrifice Donald Trump for this years contests.

My hope is tomorrow I wake to the notification of this post rebloged with Apollos dodge ball.

Same

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

I guess I must have amazing taste because somehow everything that I like are things that I enjoy

My understanders will Understand me

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

the best piece of relationship advice i ever got was “a relationship isn’t 50/50, it’s 60/40 with each party excited to be the 60”. which to me means that you should be with someone who makes you want to do more, be more, open your heart even wider. why WOULDNT you like making life easier for your loved one(s)?

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

NEED you guys to see this

thankful for bread and butter and garlic #thankful

need a bad bitch to destroy my root chakra...

not really a fan of the amount of people here who now hear “war crime” and immediately think “fun meme term”