174ish Gremlins

sorry for being so obsessed with that little man who lives in my head. as if i have any choice

This cat does not look like an evil vizier. I would trust his advice.

there is something so virtuous and cheerful about the humble green light. particularly when compared with its brother, the vicious and mocking red light

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

Summary: no one involved was drinking sake.

me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don’t know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits.

But the real question is, what are you SAYING to the rabbits? Is it ‘RABBIT! rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny bunny bunny awww cute bunnyyyyy’?

Well, I usually say the Hungarian equivalent of ‘bun bun bun lil bun look at your tiny spoon-shaped ears awww bun brave little lawnmower bun’, but sometimes I say ‘hey rabbits, my sister’s gonna go to med school’ because I think everyone should know.

I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like “hello you’re so cute such a cute hello hello yess you’re good” and the 70 year old Japanese lady that was walking him started to *translate the baby talk english into Japanese* for her pup. She wanted to be sure he understood it too.

the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"

Perbe you should have thought about the consequences before posting a linguistic banger

@the-real-seebs

the lovely thing about english is that if you see a pattern and it predicts a word, and you find out the word isn't widely used, you can just start using it with a reasonable chance that people will buy into your scheme.

eat him out wednesday or whatever. i've stopped keeping track

you dont look like a person

THANK you. nice to have all my work on that front finally acknowledged. happy Eat Him Out Wednesday Sunday everyone!

Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

He also aggressively corrected himself whenever he accidentally misgendered a trans guy we knew because "there's already more women than men in the world, the more numbers we steal from them, the better." Did that even when the trans guy wasn't around.

can I post my favorite snail pic? I'll keep it rotating

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