Not to me, Not if its You

what's that? gen z is trying to make me jerk off and moan like a girl?

I think any time anyone has a migraine $2,000 should be directly deposited in their bank account as compensation

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

⁉️ happy pride month turns out I Saw The TV Glow is free to watch on youtube and has been for at least three months now and i did not know until just now

i need to get gender affirming surgery

No disrespect to roleplay blogs but house would never say "I'm gregory house, a doctor" if he had a blog he'd make an introductory post like "what's up [random slur]s bigbootylover420 here" and it would be 99% shitposts except for when it's 3am and he's posting "I have nothing in my life. The drugs create a short facade of contentment and when I wake up sober life crashes down on me once more." Followed up with a picture reblogged from a porn bot

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars