love is for children, i owe him a debt

who wants to do tons of cocaine with me and keep me alive forever

holy shit. holy shit. roman really was so humiliated by crying at his dad’s funeral that he seeked out a punishment by throwing himself at the protestors and letting them hit him like logan would.

Doctors are like HERE is your APPOINTMENT if you are late I WILL PERSONALLY kill YOU but when you show up on time they are like I; am so so sor..ry.. Theree, will bbe abt housand yeaars, delayy

This post is so funny bc people are like "that's bc of all the other people before you who ran late or had a problem that took too long (more than 15 min)" wow that's crazy, it's almost like there's an industry-wide problem with overbooking doctors based on the deranged idea that somehow healthcare will be able to be squeezed into the time it takes to microwave a tv dinner and every patient will never have any issues with travel time and that problem is passed onto doctors and patients. It's almost like it's a really bad quality of care to expect someone to cancel their entire days activities to see a healthcare professional once every one to six months for 15 minutes.

Can a pro piracy girl and a pro physical media boy really fall in love

Yeah she pirates it and he converts it to physical media it's a match made in heaven and they're t4t also

something very lgbt just happened to me *visibly shaken, haggard and covered in blood *

being a star wars fan is the worst because it means you have to interact with other star wars fans