Shitposting I Guess?

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

y in mario party

there was a g in this one too tho

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

go-karting

I'm actually committing crimes. Rdr2.

Fighting an Evil Megacorp, a Terrorist Organizatoin, and a Fanatical Crusader Teenager with a gun using my Electical psychic powers. Honestly they all had it coming.

Spreading the freedom and liberty of Managed Democracy across the galaxy (I am committing war crimes)

had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

Hot take but with the amount of facial filler and botox he's been doing he might as well. I certainly wouldn't be surprised if we found out later on that he's into crossdressing.

he for sure has lingerie on under his suits when he’s being interviewed

I was just gonna say that! I think he likes pastel colored lace-y underwear, very feminine and classy. He doesn't strike me as a guy who'd wear a thong.

definitely not. He probably considered red but realised it wasn’t the vibe he was trying to project & it’s too overdone. I agree, no thong. I think he’d go for satins/silks too.

You're right! He's definitely not a fan of red and I can see him wearing satin and silk nightgowns to bed or just around the house for fun.

please, you have to click this link because there’s audio of the writer HEWWOing and you have to listen to it

I absolutely love that this is written by the same person who wrote “Everyone hates my big stupid horse in Red Dead Online. He is my friend” article

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack