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gaydiation-poisoning

It would kill half the 19-25 year olds online to realize "I can't help it I have trauma" is one of THE quintessential abuser excuses

gaydiation-poisoning

Like there is a difference between "My trauma creates impulsive urges and has changed my instinctive reactions to be irrational, I need to relearn shit." vs "I'm traumatized so I Can't Help It and you're not allowed to expect better of me"

gaydiation-poisoning

It would kill half the 19-25 year olds online to realize "I can't help it I have trauma" is one of THE quintessential abuser excuses

gaydiation-poisoning

Like there is a difference between "My trauma creates impulsive urges and has changed my instinctive reactions to be irrational, I need to relearn shit." vs "I'm traumatized so I Can't Help It and you're not allowed to expect better of me"

dragonpyre

Funniest part of Brand New Day was Peter going around introducing himself with fake names as if anyone's gonna know who Peter Parker is anyway

svinto

i’m going to start calling american music a-pop. for no reason

cordy-muses

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diarygirls

every august without fail is like i will give you some of the most beautiful golden summer moments of your life but also you will be thinking about childhood and loss constantly. it will always be either 5pm or 2am

OMG IVE JUST REALIZED YOU CHANGED YOUR URL. HELLO HI I MISS YOU

HELLOO omg it's been so long (but I think we talked on instagram a while back) I MISS YOU TOO

#seeing spiderman and talking to you its like 2019 all over again mwah

isuggestkillingyourself

tactfulsaboteur

psybomb

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

starrysaints

ned creating the spider-man tracking board even though so many people theorised that it was mj.

ned remembering the handshake with peter, causing something to click for him about who peter was.

point is that ned and peter are the best friends to ever best friend, and that platonic loves come in for the win in bnd!!!!!!!!

cryptidnova

Imagine: You go to Yelena Belova's office for a meeting with her, but it turns out to be a jacuzzi. She's naked in the water, and demands you take off your clothes and get in.

This is not a fanfiction, but a real thing that happened to my good friend Peter Parker. And it should have been me.

#brand new day spoilers

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ceeramics

The only thing I will say is… mcu fans you are really sleeping on the opportunity to ship Peter and ned

Wait is keeping fanfics behind paywalls okay now?? What?

marvelousbakugou

Just got home from watching Spider-Man and let me just say that the movie was so good it had me feeling 16 again and crushing on Peter Parker.

#yeah exactly

Okay I'm not sure about this but wasn't there a comics thing where spells or whatever dont work on hulk so thats why hulk remembers Peter?

#spiderman #brand new day spoilers #i mean i think??

creekfiend

I’ve been meaning to ask this for a while and I am sorry if it comes off oddly. How do you navigate an intelligence gap in a relationships? I have dated men of equivalent or greater intellect and found them inadequate in other ways, but when I have dated men less intelligent than me I become frustrated with them and their insecurities bleed into the relationship. You and Ship (or the personas you perform publicly) seem content. How do you avoid getting frustrated? [cont.]

"[part 2] I mean no insult to Ship of course. They seem very attentive and I used to really enjoy their detective skits. From the contents of your blogs they come across as so much less intellectually curious that it surprises me that you are compatible. Do you get adequate intellectual stimulation from other relationships/is that not a need for you in a partner/are my standards unrealistic?"

i have no idea how to respond to this. we have all been in absolutely helpless hysterics about it for the last thirty minutes. this is by far the most deranged ask I have received about my personal life on this website in my fifteen year career on here, and that is saying quite a lot

i can't decide which part of this message is my favorite, but if I HAD to say, probably the part where you appear to be entirely in earnest about this? in almost any other case I would assume a message like this was an elaborate way of insulting me or my partner or both, but I really genuinely don't think that's the case for you, which is actually MORE confusing. its just so compelling. there's so many layers here. i want to hire someone to cross stitch this for me so I can hang it in our living room. i can hear ship intermittently breaking out in peals of hysterical laughter in the kitchen

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coleslaw-frosting

I love Binface so much.

Read the Cindy pham book but it wasn't as good as I was expecting

#especially given her critique of fantasy books i expected it to be better #like i found it very simplistic #and the love story (to me) felt very rushed #the secret world of briar rose

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