I'll be your man if you got love to get done

point is that ned and peter are the best friends to ever best friend, and that platonic loves come in for the win in bnd!!!!!!!!

This is not a fanfiction, but a real thing that happened to my good friend Peter Parker. And it should have been me.

i can't decide which part of this message is my favorite, but if I HAD to say, probably the part where you appear to be entirely in earnest about this? in almost any other case I would assume a message like this was an elaborate way of insulting me or my partner or both, but I really genuinely don't think that's the case for you, which is actually MORE confusing. its just so compelling. there's so many layers here. i want to hire someone to cross stitch this for me so I can hang it in our living room. i can hear ship intermittently breaking out in peals of hysterical laughter in the kitchen

I love Binface so much.

maybe someday we’ll all be promoted to Professional Ghost Catchers

more ancient horse mamaposting

If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I’d call.