got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

by the way it's fine to like sexual content just for the sake of it. "we can't ban porn because other stuff will get banned" "sometimes nude art has value" "the government will classify queer people as sexual" this is all true but it's okay to just like porn. its okay to not want porn to be banned because you like it.

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

You should pay attention to the things people actually say and do instead of speculating about their internal feelings and private thoughts. The fact of the matter is that you don't have any psychic powers and you can't cast the d&d spell Detect Thoughts in real life so you're just gonna have to square with the fact that the inside of another person's mind is a black box.