i cant believe ive done this

anybody wanna hear about postmortem changes and how to adjust arterial injection chemical solution to counter them in embalming

kinda pissed that i made this blog after i got whirling candy’ed into wrestling and then i immediately started funerary/mortuary school and became a virtual shut in. waah da fock

i know that in like 3 months between school and work and personal life im going to be dead on my fucking feet but right now im like punching the fuckin air and screaming. im gonna learn about FORMELDAHYDE. and LAWS SURROUNDING THE DECEASED YAAAAAYYY!!!!

it’s been two months and i’m not dead on my feet but great heavens. they really work u into the ground for funerary service

Seeing my friend Face Fuck Frank today

i posted this on monday, and maysaa has not recieved a single donation! her post, in her own words, is here. according to her son jamal, her family is living on the street, surrounded on all sides by destruction and the fear of death, and still no closer to evacuating. they've run out of food and water. these conditions are not suitable for any human being; please donate.

if people were to take communion based on you, what would your body and blood be? mine would be bourbon and a spicy sweet chili dorito

don’t jokeship with me because 2 hours later i’ll have feels for the pairing.

​first rule of crackshipping is have fun qnd be yourself. second rule of crackshipping is look out!