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1. Willow Nightingale - 399 points

2. Toni Storm - 389 points

3. "Speedball" Mike Bailey - 388 points

4. Kris Statlander - 382 points

5. Swerve Strickland - 381 points

6. Orange Cassidy - 378 points

6. Kenny Omega - 378 points

8. Jon Moxley/Dean Ambrose - 376 points

9. Athena/Ember Moon - 361 points

10. Konosuke Takeshita - 360 points

11. Nyla Rose - 353 points

12. Mina Shirakawa - 345 points

13. Will Ospreay - 343 points

14. Bandido - 339 points

15. Thekla - 337 points

15. Jungle Boy/Jack Perry - 337 points

17. Brody King - 335 points

17. Eddie Kingston - 335 points

19. Kevin Knight - 333 points

20. Mercedes Mone/Sasha Banks - 325 points

21. Marina Shafir - 310 points

22. Kyle Fletcher - 308 points

23. Claudio Castagnoli - 303 points

23. Adam Page - 303 points

25. Harley Cameron - 300 points

25. Wheeler Yuta - 300 points

27. Chuck Taylor - 292 points

28. Kazuchika Okada - 286 points

28. Queen Aminata - 286 points

30. Bryan Danielson - 282 points

31. MJF - 275 points

32. Samoa Joe - 274 points

33. Zack Sabre Jr. - 262 points

33. PAC - 262 points

35. Kota Ibushi - 260 points

36. Luchasaurus - 259 points

37. Christian Cage - 253 points

38. Matt Jackson - 251 points

39. Kyle O'Reilly - 248 points

40. Jamie Hayter - 246 points

41. Daniel Garcia - 239 points

42. Julia Hart - 229 points

43. Nick Jackson - 228 points

44. Skye Blue - 227 points

44. Mansoor - 227 points

46. Persephone - 219 points

47. Hiroshi Tanahashi - 214 points

48. Hiromu Takahashi - 209 points

48. Clark Connors - 209 points

48. Roderick Strong - 209 points

51. Maki Itoh - 203 points

51. Mason Madden - 203 points

53. Rhea Ripley - 202 points

54. El Desperado - 201 points

55. Evil Uno - 192 points

56. Mick Foley - 186 points

56. Lee Moriarty - 186 points

58. Effy - 182 points

59. El Phantasmo - 164 points

60. Iyo Sky - 163 points

60. Mark Briscoe - 163 points

62. Komander - 158 points

63. David Finlay - 153 points

64. Mistico - 150 points

65. Kip Sabian - 144 points

65. Anthony Bowens - 144 points

67. Chris Brookes - 137 points

68. Mascara Dorada - 136 points

69. Megan Bayne - 131 points

70. Danhausen - 129 points

71. Bray Wyatt - 122 points

71. Starlight Kid - 122 points

73. Adam Cole - 119 points

74. Sami Zayn - 117 points

75. Kevin Owens - 108 points

76. Beast Mortos - 106 points

77. Bayley - 91 points

78. Seth Rollins - 89 points

79. Austin Gunn - 88 points

80. Darby Allin - 86 points

81. Drew Parker - 80 points

82. Hook - 77 points

83. Chelsea Green - 72 points

84. Rey Mysterio - 67 points

85. Drilla Moloney - 64 points

86. Trent Seven - 61 points

87. Colten Gunn - 54 points

88. Shawn Michaels - 50 points

88. William Regal - 50 points

90. Owen Hart - 49 points

91. Bret Hart - 39 points

92. Kosei Fujita - 38 points

92. Johnny Gargano - 38 points

94. CM Punk - 35 points

95. Callum Newman - 32 points

96. Billy Gunn - 28 points

97. Cara Noir - 23 points

98. Wardlow - 12 points

98. 1 Called Manders - 12 points

The Ties

You mad bastards actually did it. You created enough ties that my 3-year dream of having a looping tie came true.

And to keep from having to wait or getting spoilers:

TAGS OF THE WEEK

@okatanihideki for playing the boobs card

@impossiblekittydelusion for playing the 1.5 boobs card

@throesofincreasingwonder for working long hours at the patricide factory

@13-kuehe-und-ein-melkeimer for putting these words in this order for the first time ever

@shooting-starlight for leaving some devastating report card comments

@philohoyhoy for explaining sexualities very well this pride month

@zibah-ho for drawing parallels

@mr-bywa for passing the bar this week

Everyone (@grapplingwithadhd, @pleasebeehive, @zibah-ho & @mr-bywa) for having more concern over @fullgears's reaction than Kevin Knight's

and finally, @aerodaltonimperial for earning this prestigious award