Reform UK

Reform PLC. are obviously disappointed not to have taken the Office of Mayor to committee r the good work we have been doing in Councils up and down the country.

We've had many people comments to us that they were confused by the complex, convoluted and confusing voting process, designed by the woke left agenda to unfairly advantage their candidates, which we believe contributed to our loss alongside the large number of occurrences of family voting.

When we get in power we'll be reviewing the voting systems and return to "One Man, One Vote". It's simple, everyone understands it, it's fair and it works.

It's just common sense.

Everyone knows there is an obscene amount of money thrown about in football, with £5 million "transfer fees", sponsorship deals and the annual refresh of Merch.

To pretend otherwise is some sort of communist fantasy.

Football needs investment, FIFA needs investment, and the World Cup needs investment. The woke leftie leadership at UEFA and the FA needs replacing with people who understand how the real world works.

The future of our glorious Football should not be held captive by their militant stikes action.

Once again Reform plc need to remind people that just because the mother of s convicted fraudster who is a good and close person friend of Sir Nigel, decides to donate £1,000,000 money to a company run by our Vice Chair, and just because that company then subsequently and completely unrelatedly decides to donate £500,000 to our business, that absolutely nothing untoward, dodgy or illegal has happened.

Just like all the fake news around personal £5,000,000 gifts to Sir Nigel this is once again a nothing story being pushed by the radical leftist agenda.

A far more important question is how is Burnham planning to stop the boats?

We were surprised as you by the result announced earlier this morning. Having been busy on the streets these last few months we know you want change, we know Britain is Broken™️.

However, already our totally independent auditors from Russia are spinning up more stories about Family Voting and Postal Fraud. We have to ask the biased MSM why no one is talking about the missing ballot boxes?

It is against the Corrupt Big State's interests to let us win and had nothing to do with the fact we fielded an inept, misogynistic, racist cunt, who couldn't even answer simple policy questions with anything other than "I'll have to look into that."

Rest assured Nigel and his powerful multimillionaire foreign backers will be looking into this.

This means you can all pay for your own festivals and events and not expect it to come out of the taxes paid by the ordinary hard working man.

Any chance you could bring back the BK Double Mushroom Swiss?

We'll ensure you get the catering gig at all Reform plc run councils if you do.

Here at Reform plc. we're fed up of seeing obscene amounts of money being spent buying foreign players from foreign clubs, who'll earn a wage they send back overseas, overlooking our homegrown English blooded heroes. We're fed up of hearing dodgy unintelligible accents during interviews with so called managers and coaches.

A Reform plc. government will enact laws ensuring British clubs are run by British experts with British players. Giving a boost both to our economy and ensuring British jobs go to British people.