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the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

IT’S FINALLY PRIDE MONTH, TIME TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN.

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

It’s a tony soprano summer

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Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

You can lie when you name things

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

My advice for anyone wishing to pursue a PhD is to get a head start on therapy as an undergrad

You will need it by the end regardless, but the fact that you want to do a PhD in itself raises questions worth examining in therapy

Gen AI is nothing special I can also draw / write badly, help you with math inconsistently, answer you dubiously, and consume amounts of water you would think are physically impossible

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me