JB Reviews

The Sims 4 - City Living

Sydney still has nightlife?

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Goat Simulator

For those who are bored of farming and shooting people in the face.

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Farming Simulator 15

Has anyone linked video games to an increase in farming yet? Now that’s a PhD worth pursuing.

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Lionel Richie

You had one job…

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Deadpool

You could say Activision really... broke through the PS4-th wall.

/badumtishnowwheresmymoneyactivision*

* have never received any money from anybody 😭

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Various Stunts

0 stars :(

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Text: “A child loses his parents at a young age and through the words of his father figure becomes an icon.”

Man of Steel / Batman Begins

The real Batman v Superman.

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No Man’s Sky

2016 was quite the year...

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The Legend of Zelda - A Link Between Worlds

Still waiting for The Legend of Link where you get to play as a badass Zelda.

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The Sims 3 - University Life

And for those that did go to uni, they too can pretend with the “Full-Time Job” expansion.

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The Good Guys

Mark totally made this up but this is obviously how JB should do all their press releases from now on. Nice stars Mark. Some very happy looking diverse types.

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The Little Mermaid

Note that this was rated 0 stars. An obvious oversight.

Okay we found this on JB’s actual Insta and it was too good not to share so here you go.

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Adventure Time

I can’t understand Korean, so I hope to god this isn’t really inappropriate and offensive... maybe...

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Status Quo - Gold

Shots fired... Your move Coles!

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Keeping Up with the Kardashians

So many things about this...

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Madden 25

Truth 🙌

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Pitch Perfect

Prequels are never as good as the original.

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