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My dad has a little gag he loves doing that involves me being trans (it’s fun- don’t worry).

So, my dead name is also the name of a food item (spelled different but sounds the same). We sometimes eat that food item- it’s a nice treat. His little joke is that he will only call that food “Dead Names”- which leads to hilarious instances of hearing my 70 year old father call out “Hey, I’m going to go grab some Dead Names while we’re here!” while he’s half way down the isle in the grocery store, or him coming home and saying “hey, I picked up a box of Dead Names while I was out! :)”

It just makes me so overwhelmingly happy that my old name is not something wrapped in grief. It doesn’t represent a loss. It is something we can smile about and remember even if it doesn’t fit me anymore.

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Draxum's rude af kids are making their way through the @tmntaucompetition

Friendly warning: don't mess with Dad.

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Jos Marianne karkeista tehtäis sellanen Twix tyylinen patukka nii sen nimen pitäis olla Parianne.

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My stepdad just grabbed on of those green level things to see if a shelf is straight, balanced it on my head, and went “nope, definitely not straight. But we all knew that.” Like SIR?!?! That was the best dad joke ever—

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yo since you're basically hussie jr now with how you mimic his artstyle almost flawlessly how many mspa characters you've drawn in it/what characters you'd like to draw? If i was you i would definetely draw the hell out of sollux or equius considering that the only times these bums got drawn was a simple sketch of sollux on a maplehoof and an extremely small equius that was featured in a drawing about the BADASS MECHA that he built (nepeta helped too)

Homestuck isn't my main thing when it comes to MSPA, though the earlier acts are MUCH better than what Snake Solutions churned out. Generally, I like drawing characters from Problem Sleuth and occasionally characters from other works by Hussie. Because I don't center myself on the most popular work, I'm what I can consider a "Hussian Traditionalist," even if such a pretentious term could be frowned upon by many.

I could draw Sollux and Equius in Husseloquent Mode (My name for Whistles and AID's art style), yet I'm too preoccupied or I'm just slacking off. So for now, here's a panelly accurate Homosuck'd version of a late 2000s meme including those two characters. And Sollux cracking a Tankman joke that's more euphemistic than the average Tankman joke.

And as an extra, AN ANIMATED FUCKING PANEL.