G.O.M.C.

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

sunscreen is actually such a stellar invention. it seems crazy bc if you put it on and then spend a bunch of time outside and nothing of real interest happens afterwards, you barely even process that anything significant has occurred. but if you don't put it on and go spend some time outside it sometimes will only take a few hours before suddenly the entire upper half of your body is on fire

Notice how Charlie Kirk is awfully quiet about Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham? Curious.

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

Phillip doesn’t even have a face and he looks done.

I will never stop being proud of myself for this post.

thinking of zukka and getting sweet sweet melancholy feelings

stop medicalizing every person you don't vibe with

they should make vaginal sex toys that come in colorways other than "pottery barn baby shower" or "colorpicked off of princess twilight sparkle with the eyedropper tool in adobe photoshop"

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell