G.O.M.C.

YEAH <3

notes: edging, tfem victoria, mommy baran and daddy cassie

baran coming home and finding out that cassie let victoria come, even though she had explicitly said that morning that victoria wouldn't be coming without mommy's permission.

at first, they both think that victoria is the one about to be punished. and in a way, she is. because she isn't allowed to touch as baran shoves cassie down to the bed and starts edging her relentlessly.

cassie with her ass up in the air, baran pressing a wand vibrator against her clit on the highest setting.

"it's too much, please, please, baran, can't hold it--"

"but you're going to, cassie." baran says, pulling the vibrator away. watching as cassie's cunt clenches and leaks around nothing. "you need to learn some self control, because you've clearly become a bad influence on our babygirl."

baran edging cassie over and over. and victoria just has to watch as cassie turns into a pathetic, drooling mess. pretty blue eyes all glassy. mouth hanging open, drool leaking from her lips into the sheets. her thighs sooooo messy with her slick. dripping.

victoria whining like she's the one being tortured, her cock hard and leaking into her panties. she wants to lick up that mess so badly. she knows she won't be allowed. when baran looks over and sees vic trying to touch herself, palming over her bulge, she says in a stern voice. "no. sit on your hands, before i come over there and tie them behind your back."

"mommy, please-"

"you are in no position to make requests, sweetheart. or do you want to end up like daddy?" baran says, gesturing to cassie, who can barely hold herself upright anymore.

"no..."

guys just rewatch it and remember. top to fucking bottom all of it is insane. "I'm not finished yet" and "shh" and dennis's immediate "sorry." robby saying it's important to have boundaries and then IMMEDIATELY crossing them with his INTERN. dennis who so readily accepts. the hucklerabbot sneak. "if I don't come back" and the shaky little "okay?" from dennis as his face drops.

NOT THE CRABS WE EXPECTED BUT STILL SOME CRABS WE DESERVE!!!

Northern Cardinal, 4/10

I'm sometimes worried the male is sexually harassing the female but I'm pretty sure they're just doing some elaborate public pickup roleplay. The rest of us didn't agree to participate in your kink, guys.

American Robin, 1/10

Literally just some dude hanging out. Never bothered anyone but worms. Big fan of the way you just stand there in the middle of the grass like you forgot what you were supposed to be doing.

House Sparrow, 10/10

You're a gang. You're participating in gang violence. There's ten billion of you living in a single wood pile and it's been civil war for three years now. When will the bloodshed end?

Tufted Titmouse, 1/10

A shy baby. A pretty little guy. I saw you on the neighbor's garage roof and time stopped. There were anime sparkles around you. Come back.

European Starling, 9/10

Why is it always you? Listen, I know, I KNOW the sparrows are the problem, and YET. When the fighting starts, it's always you in the middle of it, provoking them and then screaming like you're an innocent bystander defending yourself. I'm onto you.

Carolina Wren, 3/10

This rating is not for physical violence, which you don't engage in, but for your role as an incurable narc. A tattle tale. I know they're fighting again, okay? I see it. Our yard has been a warzone for years, you don't have to make a big announcement every time someone misbehaves.

Eastern Wood-Peewee, 0/10

If this were "birds who think they're better than everyone else," you'd get 10/10.

Red-bellied Woodpecker, 6/10

It's a utility pole. It's not a tree. You're surrounded by trees that are full of bugs. But there you are, on the utility pole. Committing vandalism.

American Crow, unrated

For who am I to cast judgment on the actions of La Famiglia? I assume you are doing what is best for the neighborhood. If I could, though, without criticism, make a single observation. That when large numbers of you gather in the ominous dead cottonwood - no? No, you're right. None of my business.

Great Crested Flycatcher, 5/10

Frankly, I think you could be doing more. I think your name implies a great potential. I think you should massacre the insects. I think your beak should drip with viscera.

Common Grackle, 7/10

La Famiglia does not suffer you to stop in our neighborhood long, and I trust their judgement in this manner. You have the look of a guilty bird.

Tennessee Warbler, 2/10

You keep to yourselves, and I respect that. I get the sense that you could defend yourselves if it came to it, though.

Brown-Headed Cowbird, 3/10

You're not a crow, and eventually they ARE going to figure it out, kiddo.

Gray Catbird, 5/10

Would you. Respectfully. Would you shut the FUCK UP.

Eurasian Collared-Dove, 0/10

You're doing great, sweetie, everyone loves you.

Red-Breasted Nuthatch, 4/10

A comedian. A little jester of a bird. You're so silly. Sure sometimes you incite violence in others but, really, is that your fault? If it is, we forgive you.

Blue Jay, 12/10

If you could learn any human behavior you wanted, it would be how to build a bomb.

Honorable mention:

Turkey Vulture, 5/10

We barely know anything about Madagascar pre-500CE. We don’t even know whether the island had a permanent population before then, despite finding a bunch of much older signs of temporary human presence.

Malagasy mythology makes mention of the vazimba, a “precursor” ethnic group that might or might not be distinct from Madagascar’s current population.

The point is, we do not know.

So you were in Madagascar when the pyramids were being built in Egypt, i.e. during one of the most obscure, most undocumented parts of Madagascar’s human history?