G.O.M.C.

COLA is 3% doesnt change, and has never been enough to sustain a human at one job

The important part of making horrible kitchen concotions is to give them properly horrid names. I have discovered a new dish: The Blended Devil.

Savory, crunchy (celery and pickle pieces [anyone using relish will be shot]), tangy from the mayo and mustard, plus you can do whatever you like to the eggs seasoning wise so it works out

baran al-PEAKshimi dana PEAKvans michael robPEAKavitch argue with a wall. words can't explain how much I need more of this trio

this look dana gave baran... they will NEVER convince me that woman is anything other than a lesbian

the pitt age swap yuri alternate universe!

The important part of making horrible kitchen concotions is to give them properly horrid names. I have discovered a new dish: The Blended Devil.

Savory, crunchy (celery and pickle pieces [anyone using relish will be shot]), tangy from the mayo and mustard, plus you can do whatever you like to the eggs seasoning wise so it works out

The important part of making horrible kitchen concotions is to give them properly horrid names. I have discovered a new dish: The Blended Devil.

This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like

Actually speaking of skiing, it took me until adulthood to realize why skiing was a fancy rich people hobby for most of the world, bc the way my family did it did not make it seem luxurious in the slightest. Winter, wake your kids up at 4:00 in the morning, shut them up with McDonald's drive thru pancakes, drive for 4 hours, wrangle the kids into their snow pants in some frozen fucking parking lot, make your 8 and 10 year-olds carry their own skis and do not under any circumstances help them or let them complain if they're having trouble, ski for 6 hours, if your kids complain about being hungry force them to hork down a frozen Clif bar on the mountainside, lunchtime fight with a Californian so you can find a place to slam chili fries and a beer, then drag your tired kids back to the mountain, hit the summit this time, it's fucking hailing whatever, the kids can handle black diamonds, repeat until nightfall, go home

I used to pack pbjs and they would freeze by lunch time