G.O.M.C.

I get frisson 🫦🥵😈🫥

"My original character Gunfield, who is Garfield's brother but with a gun."

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

I really need to catch up on this show

this is nothing that a little weed and a reasonably priced cocktail and a themed dinner party and a bisexual he/they and a paperback novel from the discount bin and a bucket of movie theater popcorn and central ac and a personalized playlist from your best friend and clean sheets and a slam poem and a four hour video essay and a pair of comfortable jeans and freshly washed hair and complete political reform and a single, perfect strawberry can't fix

did you know if you don’t have any clean knives you can use back of spoon like the handle or a fork i guess but spoon easier to hold did you know this i did it a lot as a kid

if another FUCKING person mentions the fucking werewolves from twilight I'm going to burn this whole site down and take you all with me

Danny Trejo

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

Blows up your nose "you cumming yet!?"

May I please have 1 everything

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

Interesting I like it

Seems to be the way plants do it

Mad respect for keeping the king of disrespect out