was arsonadvocate

I remember my brother was watching Invincible at the same time that I was watching Severance and when we'd see each other we'd both be like "Did anything bad happen to Mark today?" And the answer was always "Yeah."

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

literally my dad

being an everything crafter is great but also sucks. like i want to get my watercolors out but i need to put away my microcrochet first. i want to do some leatherwork but my oil paints are on the table. i want to whittle but i'm using the bucket i catch wood shavings in to hold my papermaking mush. i want to write my book but my hands are too busy knitting a sweater. i want to code another video game but i'm too busy studying nalebinding. do you see my problem. the problem is that i need more hands

Gob (arrested development) and Mac (iasip) should awkwardly leave an enclosed space after a prolonged period of time, just in the background of the main scene, implying that fucked fr

My five year plan is to just see what happens

if you've ever gone on a romantic "date" at olive garden just block me rn i literally can't deal with you proshippers -_-

what

when you're there you're family