welcome to the clown zone

prescribe me adderall or i will start cooking meth in my fucking bathroom you fucking psychiatrist

I love characters who are extremely hypercompetent and simultaneously massive losers

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

Gay Winston from Overwatch: Excuse me for... being gay

He doesn't need a fucking excuse honey that's the point of PRIDE Winston !!!!

PROUD Gay Winston: Did somebody say... penis?

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

“you can’t forget your mother tongue” okay but have you considered bilinguals and polyglots whose first language isn’t english and whose development during adolescence was shaped by consuming content and media only in english and have ever since viewed that second language, foreign to their own, as a better outlet for their emotions and thoughts? as Yiyun Li said “it is hard to feel in an adopted language, yet impossible in my native language.”

“you’re such a ray of sunshine!” thanks! one day i chose to act happy and then i kept choosing it over and over and over and over until the neurological pathways formed like desire paths in the thicket. i dug and clawed my nails into the grooves of my brain and carved out joy. i retouch it every day.

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi