chicks with dicks and babes with balls

& I cannot climb walls

I'm just a normal guy

who's got brass balls

my name is Batman..

Uhhh... I mean Brandon,.

Truth holds for ages long

All else fades away

like some forgotten song.

Yes, men Greater & braver than i

have surely come & gone.

But none like me shall u chance upon

True when he made me

the mold broke into 2

4 I'm strange, & I'm odd,

yes, I'm weird thru & thru.

In the symphony of strangeness

My weirdness can't be beat;

& in a strange land,

with strange peeps,

that's saying quite a lot.

Yes,

it's a most worthy feat.

My weirdness is

Unstoppable,

untoppable

It's the Apex and the peak.

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Now,

I want A woman of wit,

who's Keen, & sharp,

& quick on her feet.

Decidedly different,

Definitely delicious,

Verifiably vivacious,

Completely Absolute & Absolutely complete 1 of a kind , unique.

Bonefied, ya hear??

A weird, wild, wanton woman

Full of fire and fury.

A phenomenally fantastic figure.

A goddess like psyche & physique.

A dainty, dime sized, delicacy,..

Delightfully Delicious. Deliberately Defined.

A Picture of pure perfection

in her make up and design.

From Inspiration to creation.

No doubt it was divine.

Diminutive, yet Deadly. Dangerous beyond belief,.

A poison without antidote

An itch from which there's no relief.

I want An intellectual,

another sapiosexual,

Here A sneaky wink

a nod of the head

With tongue in cheek

A nasty, nerdy, goony, girl,

a straight up superfreak ,

That's exactly the type

of smoking hot chick

that for myself I seek.,

A bizarre babe,

particularly, peculiar.

Passionate & perversely deep.

A woman who lives 2 play the game,

Plays 2 win,

plays 4 keeps

Now,

I'm 1 hot cross wired weirdo,

shit full o fuel & fire.

Sex appeal u don't see but u feel

Real raw, wild ,

Tangible , manageable,

Near& close at hand.

Now, I'm Brash, loud, & boisterous,. & Bold as Bold can be.

I'm flexin like a Texan

So that women every where can all now know & see.

That each & every 1 was made

2 be in ecstasy

& what better way to get there

than be brought there

by little o me.. .

Yeah,

I want 2 know what's out there,

I want 2 look and see .

I want 2 taste & test them all

& check the quality.

I missed the early supper,

so I'll be eating dinner late.

So why don't u come on over

& hop up on my plate,.

Sit back, relax , rest, unwind. Of Come on have a seat,.

Daddy's really hungry,

& it's u hes gonna eat.

By me, Gnarley Davidson hope it made u smile

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