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It is important to consult a physician before starting an Aperture Science Enrichment Center Program. If one or more of the statements listed below applies to you, please contact your supervisor to secure permission to consult a physician before beginning an Enrichment Center program.

Pick the condition that most applies to you.

dizziness

shortness of breath

problems waking up in the morning

problems staying up 48 hours straight

have not previously performed an enrichment center program

Voting ended onJul 22

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Which of the following best describes your pain?

Nondescript

Shooting

Stabbing

Burning

Prickly

Aching

Sharp

Dull

Voting ended onJul 22

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How do others describe your education?

Nursery School

Grade School

Junior High

High School

Some College

Associates Degree

Bachelors

Graduate Degree

PhD / Post-Doctoral

None

Voting ended onJul 22

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What is your current living situation?

Live Alone

Live With Roomate(s)

Live With Kids

Live With Parents

Voting ended onJul 22

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Do you requre jewelry for any health reasons?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 22

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Do you requre socks to be a part of your uniform?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 22

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Do you prefer long or short sleeves?

Long Sleeves

Short Sleeves

Sleeveless / Shirtless

No Preference

Voting ended onJul 22

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Does your illness prevent you from working?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 22

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Not including periods of mandatory silence, what is the longest you have gone voluntarily without talking?

1 Day

2–6 Days

7–14 Days

30–90 Days

90 Days – 6 Months

6 Months – 1 Year

Greater Than 1 Year

Voting ended onJul 22

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Do you requre music to perform simple tasks?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 22

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Are you plagued by suspicions that other people, including coworkers and relatives, may be doing things behind your back that will hurt you?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 22

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What is your favorite meal?

Lunch

Dinner

Voting ended onJul 22

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A cake can be sliced into more than seven pieces by making only four diameter cuts through its center.

True

False

Voting ended onJul 22

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Which pre-Christian mathematician is not correctly matched to his home city? (Pt 1)

Thales of Miletus

Anaximander of Miletus

Pythagoras of Samos

Anaximenes of Miletus

Cleostratus of Tenedos

Anaxagoras of Clazomenae

Zeno of Elea

Antiphon of Rhamnos

Oenopides of Chios

Hippocrates of Chios

Hippias of Elis

Answer in Pt 2

Voting ended onJul 22

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Which pre-Christian mathematician is not correctly matched to his home city? (Pt 2)

Theodorus of Cyrene

Philolaus of Croton

Democritus of Abdera

Hippasus of Metapontum

Archytas of Tarentum

Theaetetus of Athens

Leodamas of Thasos

Eudoxus of Cnidos

Callipus of Cyzicus

Xenocrates of Chalcedon

Heraclides of Pontus

Answer in Pt 3

Voting ended onJul 22

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Which pre-Christian mathematician is not correctly matched to his home city? (Pt 3)

Bryson of Heraclea

Theudius of Magnesia

Eudemus of Rhodes

Autolycus of Pitane

Aristarchus of Samos

Archimedes of Syracuse

Philo of Byzantium

Nicoteles of Cyrene

Eratosthese of Cyrene

Conon of Samos

Apollonius of Perga

Answer in Pt 4

Voting ended onJul 22

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Which pre-Christian mathematician is not correctly matched to his home city? (Pt 4)

Dositheus of Alexandria

Dionysodorus of Amisus

Diocles of Carystus

Hypsicles of Alexandria

Hipparchus of Nicaea

Zeno of Sidon

Geminus of Rhodes

Answer in previous part

Voting ended onJul 22

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Please choose the description that best describes your personality:

Childish

Oafish

Stolid

Timid

Reserved

Conceitful

Scornful

Boastful

Sleepy

Stable

Voting ended onJul 22

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Which interrogation technique do you think would be most effective on you? (Pt 1)

Going Next Door

Nobody Loves You

The All-Seeing Eye

The Barbering Curriculum

The Informer

News from Home

The Witness

Joint Suspects

The Big Bang

Pearls Before Swine

Chicken Button

Answer not in this part

Voting ended onJul 22

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Which interrogation technique do you think would be most effective on you? (Pt 2)

Death Eats a Sandwich

Hammerhead

Pain

Fried Hole

Hangri-La

Ivan Is a Dope

Joint Interrogators

Law of Partial Pressure

The Spinoza

Gospel Shark

Cloud Cuckoo Land

Answer not in this part

Voting ended onJul 22

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Which interrogation technique do you think would be most effective on you? (Pt 3)

The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

Good Cop / Ventriloquist Cop

Alice in Wonderland

Monster Polygraph

Confession is Good for the Soul

Silver Tongued Devil

Deep Sea Diver

Pay The Piper

Federal Bikini Inspector

Big Wig

Carlsbad Caverns

Answer not in this part

Voting ended onJul 22

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Which interrogation technique do you think would be most effective on you? (Pt 4)

The Boy Who Cried

Goonland

Role-Role Theory

Zipf's Law

Stream of Unconsciousness

Flash in the Pan

The Little Bird

Welcome to Bethany

Ampere's Rule

The Dental Assistant

Answer not in this part

Voting ended onJul 22

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Have you experienced recurrent thoughts of regicide?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 22

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If you answered 'yes' to the previous question, please rate the following statement: I know what 'regicide' means.

Strongly Disagree

Disagree

Agree

Strongly Agree

N/A

Voting ended onJul 22

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You are a liar:

Can't Honestly Disagree

Agree

Strongly Agree

Voting ended onJul 22

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Can you flash your ROM?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 22

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Do you feel bad that you have let your coworkers and/or larger mandated collective down?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 22

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Pick the sentence that incorrectly employs the word 'excruciating'.

The test caused excruciating pain.

The participant felt excruciating pain.

I like to eat cake while excruciating.

Voting ended onJul 22

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Are you functionally incapacitated by witnessing other people's misery?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 22

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Do you get pleasure from solitary pursuits?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 22

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What is your favorite flatware for, purely as an example, eating cake?

Spoon

Fork

Salad Fork

Meat Fork

Cocktail Fork

Dessert Fork

Banquet Fork

Serving Fork

Fish Fork

Table Fork

Pastry Fork

Knife

Voting ended onJul 22

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What is your favorite number between 31 and 37?

31

32

33

34

35

36

37

Voting ended onJul 22

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What is your favorite color? (Pt 1)

Peach-orange

Linen

Dark goldenrod

Pumpkin

Zinnwaldite

Lavender Blush

Midnight Blue

Amber

Pale red-violet

Pale chestnut

Bondi Blue

Answer not in this part

Voting ended onJul 22

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What is your favorite color? (Pt 2)

Gamboge

Steel blue

Tangerine

Seashell

Pale pink

Dark turquoise

Pale cornflower blue

Denim

Burnt Sienna

Pear

Orangatan Red

Answer not in this part

Voting ended onJul 22

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What is your favorite color? (Pt 3)

Chestnut

Dark Tea Green

Dark salmon

Dark tan

Pine Green

Ochre

Klein Blue

Pale Sandy Brown

Dark Terra cotta

Safety Orange

Coral

Answer not in this part

Voting ended onJul 22

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What is your favorite color? (Pt 4)

Scarlet

Bistre

Cerulean blue

Dodger blue

Violet-eggplant

Amethyst

Ultramarine

Fuchsia

Chocolate

Sea Green

Pastel pink

Answer not in this part

Voting ended onJul 22

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What is your favorite color? (Pt 5)

Persian blue

Mountbatten pink

Pale carmine

Bright green

Gray-Tea Green

Pale brown

Lavender

Answer not in this part

Voting ended onJul 22

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Do you trust yourself?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 22

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How often do you exercise?

Every Day

Every Other Day

Twice Weekly

Weekly

Twice a Month

Monthly

Yearly

Every Few Years

Once a Decade

Once

Voting ended onJul 22

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if you disappeared tomorrow would anyone miss you?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 22

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Do you feel depressed, guilty, or remorseful?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 22

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Do you ever have feelings that people are talking about you or watching you?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 22

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Rate the pain you have been able to withstand without losing consciousness

1 – Slight Pain

2

3

4

5 – Regular Pain

6

7

8

9

10 – Worst Pain Imaginable

Voting ended onJul 22

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Complete the following statement with the answer that DOES NOT apply to you:

I am often

worried that life is vague and unreal.

suspicious of the actions of others.

prejudiced in favor of my own department, lab, poduct, skin color, etc.

convinced that nobody really cares about me.

disturbed by the noise of the wind.

enraged by the petty foibles of those around me.

irritated by my past failures and children.

too depressed to kill an animal or colleague in order to put it out of its pain

convinced of the correctness of my opinions on subjects about which I am not ...

speaking very slowly for no apparent reason

Voting ended onJul 22

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Pick your favorite type of cake: (Pt 1)

Angel ood cake

Apple cake

Battenburg cake

Black Forest cake

Buccellato

Bundt cake

Butter cake

Butterfly cake

Carrot cake

Cheesecake

Chocolate cake

Answer not in this part

Voting ended onJul 22

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Pick your favorite type of cake: (Pt 2)

Chiffon cake

Croquembouche

Cupcake

Date and walnut loaf

Devil's food cake

Eccles cake

Fairy cake

Fifteens

Fruit cake

Sponge cake

Génoise Cake

Answer not in this part

Voting ended onJul 22

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Pick your favorite type of cake: (Pt 3)

Gingerbread

Gooey butter cake

Honey cake

Hot milk cake

Hummingbird cake

Ice cream cake

Jaffa Cakes

Suncake

Mooncake

Pancake

Panettone

Answer not in this part

Voting ended onJul 22

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Pick your favorite type of cake: (Pt 4)

Petit fours

Pineapple Upside Down Cake

Paund cake

Queen Elizabeth cake

Red velvet cake

Rhubarb cake

Sachertorte

Simnel cake

Spice cake

German chocolate cake

Stack cake

Answer not in this part

Voting ended onJul 22

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Pick your favorite type of cake: (Pt 5)

Tarte Tatin

Teacake

Tres leches cake

Vanilla slice

Vanilla Crazy Cake

Victoria Sponge

Wedding cake

Answer not in this part

Voting ended onJul 22

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On a scale of 12 to 11, with the 12 possible choices arranged as on the face of a clock, how would you rate your awareness of any habitual physical mannerisms such as tugging your ear or hair, eye twitches, hand spasms, etc.?

12

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

11

Voting ended onJul 22

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Do you regularly experience déjà vu?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 22

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Choose the correct inspiration for this inspirational phrase, "You can succeed best and quickest by going it alone."

Purpose

Patience

Success

Endurance

Courage

Teamwork

Voting ended onJul 22

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I express my opinions, even if others in the group disagree with me:

Almost never

Rarely

Sometimes

Quite often

Most of the time

Voting ended onJul 22

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Please acknowledge before submitting your application: "I understand that my responses to all items in this questionnaire are the property of Aperture Science. As such, they will remain strictly confidential, though they may be used to distribute prizes and/or initiate, prolong, or modify the invasive properties of authorized questioning, investigation, testing, and surveillance."

I have read all or most of the above.

Voting ended onJul 22

Thank you for helping us help you help us all.

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the set containing the empty set is so whimsical. it's my something of nothing

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you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

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She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

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i wasn't ready for that..lol

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Immediately recognized that look

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So I started working again today, and me and my coworker had to squeeze lemons which usually is a really un fun job but TODAY. We had the mostly lovely batch of lemons to work with. So we rated how smoothly they cut and how nice the insides of them looked for about an hour. An absolutely marvelous time I gotta say

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And in case anyone was wondering

Here she is. The most lovely lemon I’ve ever laid eyes upon

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Just thinking about her. I can’t believe we had to turn her into lemon juice

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hi I painted your lemon

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Boys will be boys

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I’ve never been so invested in anything in my life

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i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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I am the 1 minesweeper clue and the mine is a child under the age of 8. Every single time I am on a plane.

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seeing the “following ✅” icon in ur notifs every so often like and i will wait for the next time u want me… like a dog w a bird at ur door…

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I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

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