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In the 30s we figure out general relativity. It wasn’t until the 60s we realised plate tectonics.
We didn’t figure out that fungi weren’t plants, but instead their own separate kingdom until 1969, aka the same year we sent people to the moon
True. People please reblog with more examples.
Can openers were invented about 80 years after canned food became popular.
The fax machine was invented before the telephone.
And we all know that sliced bread is the best thing since Betty White.
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I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad
Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay
During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.
The fact that they were walking 1-3mph
His joy and whimsy at seeing this
His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase
His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus
Don't forget the wedding invite his in-laws put out for his wedding.
teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek
fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"
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Periscope up
Green heron (Butorides virescens)
birds have secret bones we're not allowed to know about
the brothers Area
Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)
You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........
now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020
is it too early or can we start screaming now
in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner
this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world
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Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand
And who is the guy burying him in the sand
I am sooo tempted to get Warhammer books as french translations, read them as my way to start re-learning french with a translator at one hand and a dictionary at the other, and develop zero grasp between what vocabulary is regular french and what is Warhammer, and if I ever encounter a native speaker I give them psychic damage.
“Tourist talks in passable French but sounds like a Space Marine” would probably be a new one for Parisians
Would it be better or worse than orks? Or better yet, necrons?
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An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.
LOL. I think they tried to fix it.
Nice try. Still no.
Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried
I like your brain
