It’s clear who is winning

Those are clearly complimentary and thus this isn’t theft. A social faux pas perhaps but that’s all.

Achilles wouldn’t have died if he was wearing OSHA approved work boots.

Don’t let workplace safety be YOUR Achilles heel.

I love it when folks get the "-ist" and "-est" suffixes mixed up. Like, I'm fully prepared to believe that you're medieval, but medievalest? That's a bold claim!

#that character is NOT your 'specialist princess' unless you can tell me right now what they specialize in (via @jennynext)

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

shaking my head but shaking my head the whole time to show i dont support negativity

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out