august

i kind of love that mark and gemma’s relationship is such a blank spot in severance so far. no flashbacks to their life together, mark never talks about her, devon has to skirt around barely mentioning her. nothing of substance has been conveyed about their relationship beyond the intensity of how her death shattered mark. it’s simultaneously the motivation behind his every move and something we as the audience know nothing about. there’s this harsh haunting nothing where those memories and love should be — the severance procedure represented by her total absence from the story. mark was so blinded by his grief that he followed gemma down into hell without even knowing she was there. it’s orpheus and eurydice playing out their roles totally absent of will and intention. they were face to face on the severed floor and he was unable to recognize her and unable to save her because he cut her out of his brain in order to live.

hi! i’m god. from bible. why are you doing that

i changed my mind guys whatever's wrong with me really is special and there is no true diagnosis for it. and also im gonna live forever

yes I bled all over your perfect white carpet but my blood is actually pretty awesome you should be excited to live with my awesome blood

i would have done tons of cocaine with ophelia and kept her alive forever

they should invent a hobby that doesn't require potentially destroying your wrists

If you broaden your horizons just a little, there's a whole world of hobbies out there that destroy your knees instead

if you really loved me you would give me a job that pays a 6 figure salary for part time hours that is simple and easy for neurotic women

Sexting like “makes sense. sounds good to me.”

living with classics majors is so great because once I innocuously said "i love soup" expecting nothing in return and without missing a beat my roommate nodded sagely and said "like Dionysus in the Frogs"

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢