Live Camp/Die Cunt

“it’s just not my thing” voted most useful phrase for conflict avoidance for the third year in a row. “sorry, i’m in a weird mood” a close runner up

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

I see you’re trapped in my gay and stupid maze again

i woulda gotten soooo overstimulated if i was a kid on the Polar Express when he starts doing all that bullshit with the hot cocoa i would have started acting out

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

Sometimes something fucked up happens to the guy and their melody gets fucked up too. Sometimes the thing that fucked them up also has its own melody and when the first melody gets fucked up the second melody gets mixed in

no fucking way dude. are you serious

if you imagine an animatic hard enough it should come true

Imagine thinking that "I'm not attracted to you. Therefore, you're not a real woman." is a feminist statement.

"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.

Shifted into young justice mode so hard that I busted out 7k words of a fic in less a than 24 hours

architects laying on their drafts, kicking their feet up and twirling their hair...