Things

Okay this is the funniest thing I’ve seen

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC

Common dog names have literally not changed in 3,000 years.

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

it keeps getting better

@wheremyscalesslither @i-m-snek

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im mad that this isnt actual candy shaped like snakes but its still adorable

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

you really wont like the military then buddy

jokes on you, i already hate the military

I guess you’re against aliens as well? Because, if there is a race that thinks they’re more advanced, they will definitely call us Human Males and Human Females

this is the weirdest response so far, thanks

this has so many chaotic energies to it

play this @ my funeral

…isn’t the entire point of water guns that they don’t do that?

A cunning vampire door-to-door salesperson who stands in people’s doorways and talks until they can find a convenient moment to drop their pen and the person picks it up and the vampire says oh “Thank you” and the person says “you’re welcome” and the vampire smiles a big fangy grin and steps inside And that’s this vampire’s modus operandi for decades And then the language starts to change and suddenly millenials have homes and the vampire thanks them and they say “oh, no problem” and the vampire is like ???????????????? this was not the plan

Millineals Are Killing the Vampire Industry

honestly the most unbelievable part of this is where millenials can afford to own homes

the second most unbelievable part of this is millenials answering their front doors for people they didnt know were coming over

wait, “if karl marx was real”…. is he… made up?

cryptid

concept: im in the kitchen cooking our dinner, delicious aromas filling our small but well loved homespace. meanwhile youre playing with our two soft and fluffy dogs in the living room. i smile in anticipation as i hear the doorbell ring and ronald mcdonald comes through the door and plows me right on the dining table.