hello sir good to meet you, i’m attorney blabbo, your court-appointed jester. let me set my briefcase down here. sorry about all the bells. your file here says you killed five men. let me juggle about this.

you understand that there's nothing wrong with wanting people to pay attention to you, right? it's not intrinsically evil, you are allowed to want to be seen. you can do it in soft and nice and good ways, but you don't even have to. you can just want to be seen.

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy

i could be your whatever

the second radish is 29 feet away

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