Fiesta Like There's No Marinara

Hey bro on a scale of nothingburger to everythingbagel how would you rate our gay sex last night

sorry dude i got distracted by the beautiful river of chest hair you have flowing between your tits, can you repeat that?

[points at your weewee] show me the boy

i stay churning this butter

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

what happens if im all 3?

All three??

Really?

I've fucked this sock in ways no sock has ever been fucked before

[ image is SpongeBob standing over a beach towel with his arms and legs spread and his eyes open wide, looking panicked. A large shadow over him suggests something is about to fall on him. Top text: I'M KNI bottom text: I'M KNITTING SOCKS ]

"can I DM you?" babe we're mutuals, we can touch tongues if you want

can't stop thinking about cock and balls

i’m not always horny but i kinda am tho

there's no cock anymore no ones getting dicked down ever again they just announced that the last cock was found and sucked by a fisherman in argentina

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

And sluts to sluts.

amen