Witch of the Wood

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

Wild that folks keep saying beekeepers abuse bees as if bees are not both venomous flying animals and fully unionized

Hubris to think you COULD abuse bees

I think that if you see a balrog in an unlocked kitty kennel then you can assume that it wants to be there

It is so fucking bold of you to link the exact same paywalled book thirteen times in your reblog to throw people off the fact that you're using one source from 1859.

I don't think there's ever been a funnier vegan response in the history of this hell site. This is actual gold. If you cited an argument like this in a first year undergrad intro to bio module, then your lecturer would be legally entitled to fire you out of a cannon. I think I'm dying

Why does every single vegan I've seen that lives in the city or suburbs just spread blateint misinfo about animal farms and animal husbandry. like you probably haven't set foot in a farm or taken the time to understand it. if they were talking about specifically factory farming I would understand because those practices are vile, but to demonize animal agriculture farms all together??? like obviously there are going to be places where people mistreat there animals, but if they really cared they would take the time to take down the bad ones so that the good ones would be supported.

man I hate this fuckass country so much

reblog if you hate your country

I can behave normally around books

I can be trusted in bookstores and libraries and you should take me to those locations

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

I'll never understand why communities like homesteading and sustainability have problems with conservatives and white-supremacists. like, im just trying to reduce overconsumption and live off the land like my ancestors. let me raise ducks and grow organic food in peace 😒

ok so if you looked at my blog AT ALL you would see that im an anthropology student and I know all about that. Indigenous people lived off the land for centuries before colonizers genocided them. Yes I know lots of things we do today are rooted in colonialism, and we are desperately trying to change that, but you're actually missing the point of 'living off the land' as more of an indigenous thing than colonialist.

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

imagine having a little garden where you grow strawberries for your cakes and cucumbers for your sandwiches and you have tea with your partner every midmorning.  you plant each other’s favorite flowers and give each other bouquets. thats the life.

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

I know I'm not the first person to observe this, but banishment is a hell of a funny punishment. I now sentence you to fuck off. I don't care where, just get out of my sight. Go on. Git.