jingling miserably

Dont announced your crimes over unsecured channels dumbass

I've spent the past month cooped up in a motel in Orange County planning my theft, before I steal the sign I will set off a cache of fireworks I've placed 5 blocks away from the nearest police station which will rain down on the pigs, the perfect diversion.

Happy disability pride month

The Romans were for real naming their kids shit like Boy #2

good morning. please do not ever call the relationship between voryn dagoth and indoril nerevar “vorevar” or “nerevagoth”

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

in an old website on the internet all covered in vines, lived some lovely little mutuals in two straight lines..