JaeMie Cook

sims 4 patch notes will be like “fixed an issue where harvesting carrots caused toddlers to explode” then you load the game and all your sims are bald

If I had a dime for every time a put -ogether, unassuming gay man from classic literature fell in love with his whiny, pathetic, doomed-by-the-narrative friend when he could have done SO much better with literally ANYONE else i would have....two dimes....which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

i love how mercutio is shipped with like. every man. i see mercutio/benvolio, mercutio/romeo, mercutio/tybalt. man is so gay but no one can agree on who he's actually gay for.

you’re telling me mercutio “call for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man” of verona would not have a LETHAL arsenal of dad jokes??

my theory for what henry whispered to camilla is "kitten, i'll be honest. daddy's about to kill himself"

rip Bunny Corcoran, you would have loved chatgpt

It would take ages for Henry to figure out that it is actually real.

Fall Out Boys lawyer after seeing name of one of their songs