Gay Mormons?

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

I was playing Minecraft and my friend confessed she had a serial killer character in The Sims who would trap other sims inside walls.

god this is so fucking funny

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

CAT DAD IS BACK

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. 

job interviews: did you mean, advanced lying

small talk: did you mean, normal lying

the concept of the self: did you mean, secret lying

@thestars-too

reblog if you're GAY, support GAYS, or if you think it's COOL to PUNCH NAZIS

the fact that i don’t have a childhood best friend who i get to slowly fall in love with while they fall in love with me as we grow up together is disgusting

Where does it say in the constitution or any of the amendments that eating is a human right?

it also doesn’t say you have a right to not be murdered, its a piece of paper dipshit not some holy manuscript passed down by god all mighty to be the sum total of human morality

Also literally it says “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness”. Guess what you need for life dipshit

Wait, there are people who think human rights are decided by whats written in the constitution? The american constitution?

roughly 7% of humans who have ever lived are alive today. or, to put it another way, only 93% of humans have been proven to be capable of dying.

…I was today years old when I really realized what that verse is about. (I’ve never put huge amount of thought into it, but still just figured it was general ‘fuck the establishment’-ness?)