Existence? Cringe. Hotel? Trivago.

Andrew Joseph White is so iconic for subjecting us to the most visceral and real horrors and trauma on a page, all while making a commentary on modern society, and how the horrors that he is writing about are very real, and then putting Splatoon 3 in his acknowledgments

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

linh cinder

was telling my bf about the destiel lesbians in the school play episode and they said: every time you tell me something about supernatural it feels like you’re lying

I TRIED TO WRITE INSECT

Just fucking eat the whole thing, lil buddy. I don't want it anymore.

OH YEAH!

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

I love environmental storytelling

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

not the twilight reference 😭