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smooth astarion isn’t real and he can’t hurt me

Smooth like suave or smooth like a shark?

it’s the rhinoplasty & the eyebrow lift and tint that truly sends me

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it's a very efficient system

Kind of a dog heaven is squirrel hell situation

people saying "donating my body to science". check up on the body brokering business and see how absolutely unregulated it is-- Your body is more likely to get blown up in a military weapons test than used to make breakthroughs in science. It's fuckin wiiiillllddd the stories that come out of that industry. Shady as shit.

If you want to donate your body to science, find a specific medical school or research program or institution and find out what their whole-body policies are. Most good accredited ones WANT you to have a backup plan for rejection so that you don't end up a crash test dummy or some shit like above. Forensic anthropology programs are a great choice because they only want your skeleton, making you much more likely to be accepted than some higher standards like medical school cadavers.

i wish disabled people got as much free shit as people think we got. i want snacks

New jobs are fun because you’re asking questions like ummmmm how do you open. A door

i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest

The European mind can't comprehend giving random compliments to a stranger. They won't even share meals with guests staying at their house.

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Chilchuck’s design is great because i have never seen any other character that looks like 29-year old that looks like a child that looks like a 29-year old more than him.

tumblr mutuals who i would walk around an antique store with and point out funny items and afterward get icecream with