The (Not So) Great and Powerful Anon E. Mise

Today is Isopod Sunday.

one of the worst things about fandom is when people headcanon a certain character as gay and suddenly that becomes the only valid, practically unofficial-official canon reading of that character's sexuality. gay. just gay. character has shown romantic or sexual desire for women? it's comphet, don't worry, he's still gay. character isn't interested in sex much at all? it's because he hasn't fucked a man, obviously. character has lots of women friends? they are the hags to his fag, he's gay, why are you even trying. and it all seems like a very Transformative and Woke way to read a character until you step back and realize how much biphobia, acephobia, misogyny, and transphobia are baked into the adamant refusal to accept The Character as anything other than gay. it's horrendous, actually. but you will get shot in the streets for this.

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

Unethical polyamory not in the sense that the partners aren't consenting to multiple relationships but in the sense that they kill people as a group

Amazes me that "still lives in their parent's house" is still an insult. In THIS economy? Where a large percent of adults are doing just that because they can't afford their own place? That's just an out of touch thing to say now. Like why don't you step into reality with the rest of us, buddy.

I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide

Hehe as a Canadian writing Star Wars fic, you might think I have it easy remembering to put everything in metric but as you can see... you would be mistaken. 😅

As a Canadian writing Star Wars books, the hard part is not remembering metric, it's that I'm not allowed to say things like "she inched closer". 🤣

Sometimes I forget people aren't multishippers then I see someone talking about how they used to ship something then got a new ship and I'm like what do you mean you aren't just collecting ships like cool rocks you see on the ground

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