jackyl's blog of whatever

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

it seems like in bdsm the "rewards" and the "punishments" look very similar. this concerns me a great deal, because it points to a system of misaligned incentives. if we're not careful, it's even possible that a rational actor could deliberately violate regulations, because the penalties for rule violations are in fact incentivized. one shudders to think of the consequences of such an arrangement

oh... that can't possibly be pareto efficient... that's scary...

one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?

“are you going to the lucy dacus concert?” no. i listen to gucci mane.

That's a deplorable mis-use of Hilary's image. No sorry that's wrong... you're a deplorable....Hilary said so! And she doesn't use that kind of term lightly...in fact she never uses it anymore! Locked away with Billy the Lad in retirement....a sad ending!

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what if we hated huge companies for not making their programs work properly on linux more? why do I have to be the one doing the fucking troubleshooting because this dogshit huge corporation doesn't want to put in any time towards making an actual proper linux version? why does everything have to be made for fucking windows kill yourselves

AND WHY DOESN'T YOUR SHITTY FUCKING GAME. LEAVE A LOG. ANYWHERE IN IT'S FILES. THAT IS VITAL INFORMATION YOU FUCKING DICK.

The game froze. why? idunno, we probably know what happened but we won't make that easily accessible to you. why not? eh, who gives a shit, this probably wouldn't have happened if you just used windows like a normal person. don't you like troubleshooting? you use linux so you obviously must be a turbo nerd that loves this shit. fuck yourself.

if you're making me fucking do this anyways you could at least have made the logs easy to find, provided your shit even saves the logs anywhere, which it fucking should!!!

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

a feel like the new generation of fanfic readers NEED to understand that clicking on a fic (interaction) does nothing. ao3 has no algorithm. your private discord discussions of fic do not reach the authors. if you do not actively engage with writers they will stop posting. this isn’t social media this is community.