yeehaw babey

Last week I joked that my very cerebral, retired-police-chief-grandpa is basically Holt from Brooklyn 99 and then today someone said, “damn, we’re out of decaf” and he just deadpans “well there’s no need to get hysterical.”

Yesterday he said “if you need to insult the same person twice you’ve already failed in your goal to devastate them”

My Yaya was trying to remember the name of a guy who stole money from her in high school today and my grandpa instantly pipes up “his name was Bernie Ryan and he was a scoundrel”

“this is my custom fursuit, I had 30 neon-green wolves killed for it”

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MILLIONAIRE IS MAKING FURSUITS OUT OF REAL FUR

“Cruella De Vil is a furry” is not the hot take I expected to see on my dash today, but I think it’s the one I deserve

PLEASE TURN THE SOUND ON

OH MY GOD

Polygon continuing to give us the only gaming journalism that matters

the funny thing is that rhiannon really did miss a huge chunk of mc’s triumphs. i mean im sure the druids filled her in with some of it but i like to imagine she doesnt really know the whole scope of it, she just wasnt there. you and alex could probably stand there all day trying to tell her about all those infiltration missions, about your flying horse, the sealing of the pandoric rifts and capturing and purification of the shadow seekers, getting turned into a frog by a witch, getting chased by evil people (multiple times), not to mention helping santa, helping a leprechaun, helping ghosts, being pacman, fishing up a death monster, almost getting poisoned by a smoothie, and the list goes on and on, and rhiannon would just be like Yeah, that definitely sounds real and not made up, now please just go back into the death arena and do the nightmare obstacle course already

Hermit is the OG social distancing icon

So how do y’all think they top car stable online this April 1st?

I haven’t been paying much attention to SSOblr lately, has anyone got proof that this is Sylvie? (or did i miss it in this sorry im blind) I want to try and make this known in a couple of servers im in, and possibly let people know on facebook as well but want to be able to show 100% that this is her ass

Siferian is her fursona shown here on her instagram @transboyonjorvik https://www.instagram.com/p/B5cc2XIj9iZ/?igshid=qdg4gudnj8to (she has this account in her sylvie bio)