Queen of Half-Trained Horses

10 years have come and gone, and much has changed, but you have always remained by my side.

“sweet life continues in the breeze, in the golden fields.”

Just gonna quit and find a new job at this point, it’s easier than explaining.

I thought I uploaded this but I guess I forgot. (Probs cuz I was going to do something else with it but oh well.)

-Cheesy horse adventures about sparkles and rainbows and friendship

Star Stable Online reality:

-Rich lady locked a teenager in her castle because the kid found out she was married to an evil capitalist who is trying to summon squid satan

-Seemingly normal mean girl is actually squid satan’s general and manipulates you into getting the stable boy kidnapped

-There is a talking squirrel as old as god who has four birthdays

-Town gets attacked by shadow monsters from pink hell

-Girl is trapped inside hell and a depressed tree helps you save her

-you finally rescue the stable boy after several failed attempts and your horse flies also stable boy is emo now

-TALKING SQUIRREL ARRESTS STABLE BOY

-TALKING SQUIRREL LITERALLY YEETS YOU INTO HELL AND GOES INTO A COMA AFTER SAVING YOU FROM SQUID SATAN

-funny old man on the verge of death helps you save the other girl trapped in hell

-you and ur friend break stable boy out of druid jail to perform tree ritual

-dead horse gets reincarnated and kidnapped by alien magician

-ALIEN MAGICIAN TURNS YOU INTO A HORSE

And just to be clear, I’m white. (there’s supposedly some Comanche on my mom’s side, but I wasn’t raised with the culture, so I don’t claim it).

The reason I mention that is to remind anyone else seeing this post that you can speak up for marginalized people on certain issues even if you aren’t part of that people, as long as you make sure that you’re repeating what they’ve said (and signal-boosting their own words when possible) and not misrepresenting them. White voices have power. That’s not a good thing, but it’s a fact, and it can be used to give other voices power.